i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Fuck me I smell like cheese
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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