we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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