Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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