He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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