Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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