Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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