There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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