I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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