She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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