Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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