I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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