problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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