We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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