You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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