Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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