I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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