Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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