Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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