"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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