You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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