found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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