But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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