so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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