one might say we're banned from that church
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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