even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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