Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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