First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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