He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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