We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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