cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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