So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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