The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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