he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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