When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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