I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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