what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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