I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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