I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My feet surprised me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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