I wish I could teleport
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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