There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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