No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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