Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We are all done wearing pants today
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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