idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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