Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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