One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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