someone get that fucking seahorse.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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