I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
