Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
