im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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