Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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