the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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