Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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