READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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