her vagine was all disorganized.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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