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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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